Saturday, October 31, 2009

HA!

So, theres 2 girls try to mess with me today.
An angel and .....not demon or evil, just birk.
What is birk ? birk = bitch + jerk

Not having a good sleep last night.
Which referred to lynn , Not insomnia.
cuz, by definition
insomnia is difficulty on initiating or maintaining sleep
and it may be due to inadequate quantity or quality of sleep.
oh well, I was just finding very hard to sleep.
sleep for a few hours only and can't sleep back after waking up.
so...whats the different? I don know, my engilish is not that good.
those 2 sentences mean the same to me.
ask Lynn.
I think she know how to differentiate... and intergrade ...
lame.

So, the moment I sign in to work in the bell center
(For today...Only today ....)
I saw the name Kodee, and beside her name, CM
"keong kan liao lar!"
so glad that no one could hear my brain screaming.
putting my signature on the sign-in sheet,
was like signing the contract to sell your soul to devil.
in return...u got paid 7.25 dollar an hour, instead of magic power.
She is total birk...believe me...
Oh ya..I am not gonna say how birk she was just now.
Waste of my time.

ok, lets talk about another girl
she looks so awesome ...
I mean....when I mention the word she dare not say it out.
wait.... the content bellow is gonna be 18 SX
...so, under 18, please...theres somewhere else for u.
She is Jia Jee, so...
maybe u could figure it out why its gonna be 18SX ..

She: Hey , I wanna ask you something.
Me: what ? ask la...don po po ma ma.
She: Did you ..
Me: NO!

So , why I answer so fast ?
Altho its a bloody morning with my eyes still half open.
ya...rite .... like MU ... bang bua liap , 放半粒
My BRAIN ...is FULLY FUNCTION!

more than 70% of the time,
when she says about asking something..
she wanna ask about something really bad and dirty...
like sex , bloody operation thing , porn .. and so on..
YUCK!

if she is not asking about something dirty..
then must be about other girls..
which if I answer yes...
you will see me on the news headline.
so. most of the question will end up with "no"

so, you see....
the answer is predictable.
anyhow... I will let her ask.

she: do you ....do that thing at night?
me: what thing.. ? I don know...BUT, NO!
she: that thing la...~~
me: I don do weird thing at night ... but, what are saying? hint please.
In my mind:
( have sex with other girls, watch porn ,
outing with girl alone, hunting, suck human blood) = NO
she: Three syllables one .....
me: ...you are SICK ASS!!
in my mind: you sick bitch! i know what you are thinking.
She: you know meh?
me: If other ppl ask ...I don think I am so sure about it,
but you ..I am very sure!
She: then what is it?
me: The bed in the master room.
She: har ??
me: if the bed in the guest room is guest bed ...then......
**ten seconds passed**
She: YOU ARE BRILLIANT!

imagine...
everytime..when I am having my breakfast
I am talking about this kinda thing
and sometimes with bloody operation pictures
or been asked to imagine some sort of biological nasty thing ..

I am well trained ..
you are right.

Friday, October 30, 2009

Kiss

So, I asked Jia Jee
Theres a lot of things you have to make sure when kissing
whats first 3 things came into your mind.
she said:
1. Make sure thats a mouth, not some other part of body ( HAHA!! )
2. make sure he close his eyes ( wtf .... )
3, Make sure his mouth is big enough ( WAT THE HELL)

I nearly laugh out my tears.

me ?

1. Make sure she is the person that I wanna kiss. cuz I don wanna end up with some animal or stupid creature.
2. Make sure thats mouth that I wanna kiss. cuz I don wanna end up having bloody lips
3. Make sure she knows that I wanna kiss her mouth. cuz I don wanna end up macam lorry bang on a car. or maybe motorcycle bang on airplane . or maybe

You see, I am a normal human with normal brain that come out with reasonable solution for problems.

Oh ya, found that movie that made me cry long long time ago when I was 4 or 5
my mum told me that I cried macam sai.

Land before Time.
with small dino and big dino
with good dino and bad dino

hmm...no idea why I cried.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Mind Flow

Having a stressful test today.
Finance 150 , by prof Toby White
He is brilliant, makes something hard into harder,
just like Prof Staurt A.K. last time..
I still remembered ... he was teaching something easy,
like finding average for a distribution with 2 variables..
that time...I thought i were in the Aerospace class ...

So, hows my mind flow from the beginning , to the end of the test
1. I am not gonna screw up this test.
2. Cool, first question, not that hard, just I am confuse.
3. Am I gonna skip second question first ?
4. Why are you asking so much theorem stuff!? lu ingat history test ar!
5. ok, I am not gonna skip the second question. coz of the shitty no.4
6. What the hell!? that si ang mo kau done d? its been only 40 minutes!!!
7. P* equal to 2/3 ..not 0.5
8. F%^&!! why I put 0.5!?
9. I am sure my hand and brain are disconnected.
10. Why toby white looks so white today. shoot! none of my business.
11. Why I love Java Chips so much. Shit, One more question to go.
12. Did I bring out my coupon for starbucks? ....Toy-tree toy-tree..
13. five minutes more, damn u, liar, its 6 minutes and 30 seconds.
14. SCREW THE TEST !! YEAH!!!

Everybody sing the song , dudah dudah ...
Everybody sing the song , dah dah du dah deh..

siao kih...


Whats Wrong with you!?


I hate this Video Clip(1) , (2) , (3) ... and so on...

Why is it so hard to answer these questions!?
You will know. Thats why.

everything get worser after the third clip ..
and..what he hell were those audience cheering for!?
NUTS!!
I will kill her sister, if I were Frank, either one.

Can't imagine if I married any human like that ..