My funny roommate ( downloading movie)

Having american roommate is sometimes funny. They think that they are very high-tech human being and most asian don't know how to use the high-tech tools. I still remember when i came here,my roommate like to ask me questions like these

> "do you guys have microwave in malaysia?"

>"do you guys know how to use microwave?"

>"do you guys eat cheese in malaysia?"

>"do you guys have corn in malaysia?"

and so on...

I don't blame them, they don't have sufficient knowledge of outside world.

AND, THANK GOD THEY DON'T ASK THIS KINDA QUESTION:

>"DO....Do...You....SPEAK ..EN...GLISH"

and i will answer them

>"YE......YEss.....! AND DO YOU SPEAK MANDARIN!?

yea, I win.

In fact, they do something which only they think is legal! 

I = illegal , L = Legal

I:  downloading movie.

L: asking somebody download the movie for them.

I: Buying alcoholic drinks and going to pub underage.

L:Buy a fake ID and here you go.

Last night, my roommate was blaming me that i always download illegal movie. I have nothing to say....And just now, adam (one of my roommate, the one who always blame me of downloading)  ask me to burn him the movie i downloaded.  

I labeled the CD with "adam-so-called legal movie" 

Have a good day, adam.