Monday, April 1, 2013

消失的潜意识

这绝对不是什么变态的照片
它不会突然间出现裸露的鲜肉
所以 你可以先冷静下来
当然如果你因此感到的失望的话
你可以拨打热线
那一条热线呢
就下面那条

基本上小霖说如果我没有上载她送我的生日礼物
那就是不爱她
当然她没有很具体的说
不过 那种强烈的压迫感
就好像
上班时 你老板就坐在你的后方
然后你第一次在他前面 偷偷上面子书一样

对了她送的礼物
是开心果和那GAP的黑色短裤
当然 如果要勉强加进去当礼物的
还有长年多亏她 而累计 的 肥肉

我应该很久没有写部落格了
自从做了工
潜意识好像懒去了
并不是没有时间
只是时间 怎样用 都好像不够

新的工作虽轻松了很多
但是面对的问题 比较难缠
困难与难缠是有很大的分别的
困难是怎样大便时厕所在千里之外
或者是厕所门前有一道很难很复杂的数学题
然后答对了 才可以进去
难缠是
有几百间厕所让你选
让你毫无阻挡的让你进去拉
出来后 告诉你
你拉得不美
请你重新拉过
然后拉得美后 你还要再拉得对

其实我应该专注于小霖给的礼物
虽然不会读华语
但是我相信放进翻译仪器
应该有很多垃圾出现吧
到时我又要重新写过
就好像
你拉完后
有人逼你重新拉过
然后这次要拉得美


就这样
我答应下次脑没那么缺氧时
我会写得好一点

2 comments:

Secret said...

This is absolutely not perverted photos
It will not suddenly appear uncovered meat
So you can calm down
Of course, if you therefore feel disappointed if
You can call the hotline
That a hotline.
On the following piece of

Xiaolin basically said that if I did not upload her to send me a birthday gift
That is not love her
Of course, she did not have a very specific
But the kind of strong oppressively
Just like
Go to work when your boss is sitting on your rear
Then you first time in front of him secretly on Facebook

On her gift from
Pistachios and that GAP black shorts
Of course, if you want to reluctantly added as a gift
There for many years thanks to her and the accumulated fat

I did not write for a long time blog
Since doing the work
The subconscious seems lazy go
Does not have time
Just time how it seems enough

New job a lot easier
Problems faced tough
Difficult and intractable great
The difficulty is how stool toilet thousands of miles away
Or is the toilet in front of a hard to very complex math problems
Then answered correctly before they can go
Karate is
There are hundreds of toilets let you choose
So you no barrier to let you go pull
Come out and tell you
You pull is not the United States
You pull off again
Then pull the United States, you still have to pull on

In fact, I should focus on small Lin to gift
While not read Chinese
But I believe, to put the translated instrument
Should be a lot of garbage.
When, again, I wrote
Just like
After you pull
Someone forcing you to pull over
Then this time to pull the United States

Good
In this way
I promise the next time the brain is not so hypoxia
I will write a little better

Someone said...

OMG.....