给叶兄。

第一天认识你时，

你给我的印象很深.....

能给我吴某印象深刻的，不会简单。

在领完奖状的星期三，Block C 门口。

你伸出那比读书仔握笔还要多的手，

试着要和我握手，我就应了你，握了。

你说："下次希望你能拿到四点零，进入president list..."

那时，我开始怀疑你脑有没有震荡还是什么的了。

也是那时，我开始不再一个礼拜读两小时书，而是四小时。

那可是双倍的努力啊！

无奈，还是成绩平平,

所以对不起，辜负了你。

认识你不久后，

发现到其实你真的很婆妈，

做个决定比女子在大减价买衣还难。

也发现到你太过于诗情画意...

喜欢把简单的东西看场复杂...

别一直把东西想成和常人背道而行。

什么事都可以改变，子要改变你的想法。

你有很好的辩论经验，技巧，但不适合用在生活上。

不信，打个比喻：我说老师就像粪！

我们知道粪是当食物被吸光营养后，余留的残渣。

好，现在想想..

老师把宝贵的时间花在培养学生的过程，慢慢的老去。

就像食物被身体吸收养分的过程，慢慢变...Shit...

身体慢慢的健康强壮，我们慢慢的学习成长。

时间就是培养我们的养料，老师就这样..

为我们牺牲，直到老。

我知道，很多人想说老师应该是食物。

但，当看到纸张我们会说它是树吗？

不会，我们都是叫它的final form.

你说啊！！！老师是不是xiang kah sai!

现在抛开一切伦点，一切反驳机会。

老师是多么伟大，而这是一个很简单的感觉。

当你花很多时间去解剖，去解释，去考擦，甚至研究..

得到一个答案有必要这样吗？

时有时无，但通常不用。

所以，随心而去吧...

认识叶兄就后，

发现到我特别喜欢炸叶兄。

看着你那起伏不定的情绪，

害羞又像要露胸毛的模样，还真好玩。

不过老实说，你的肚量还真有待改进。

别说你就是这样，没有这回事。

如果每个人生出来就一个样不能该，那三字经不必念了。

最后，叶兄..

没有人会想要被人说了就该的，

那很没面子。

但想想，

你就是这种人，

能人所不能。

深知勇气最大不在于反驳，

而在于忍下那口气。

保重。

X的，可爱。

还记得以前我常说

男子通常在什么会说女子可爱吗？

第一：

当那个女子在你面前问你你觉得她美不美，

而你真的不觉的她美，而你又不想伤她的心。

就在你那诚实又纯洁的心作出决定时，

突然..不知从哪里冒出来那该死的良心，

在你开口前，让你知道你会伤了他的心。

在诚实于怜香惜玉的两岸间...

你不知该把船停在哪处...

就在这时候，两岸交错间

出现了两个字，“可爱” .......

一个非常委婉，又不会让你撒谎的词语

就在你还没想到更好的词语前，

你通常就会一不做，二不休

一马当先，一鼓作气，一柱擎天。

结果这样，就一炮而红了。

第二：

当那女子在还没问你前，

她先说了你很好看，你很俊俏或任何相等的话。

这时体内就会产生”爽“的荷尔蒙，

据说这荷尔蒙的效力和酒精差不多，

所以这时，你不是酒精中毒，而是”爽“ 到中毒。

在你眼前的真相突然出现了很多幻觉。

你在幻觉中迷失了方向。

就算你觉得自己多么的清醒，那也只是幻觉。

就在你太有自信时，”可爱“ 就脱口而出了。

很复杂吧...

今天有个女生，刚好也是我女友

就问我她美不美...这问题会令我感到很难回答。

我这人即诚实又顶力好，绝对不会犯上面的两个case的。

我就开时转移话题。

就说－－－－－－－》

我：你知道通常男子什么时候会说女子可爱吗？

一个是当一个女子问她美不美时，而他又不美。

（她的脸开始扭曲了）

另一个是当那女子先称赞那男子很英俊。

（就在我要说这招对我没有效时....)

她： 你很好看咯！哇！你看你头发...phoow...”ian dao" lo! 真的是不能顶啊！

我：哇！哈哈哈！！你真很可爱咯！

我到现在仍然坚信我很清醒！

谢谢！

和自己玩的游戏

从出炉到冷却...

从被上色到被吹干...

从被包装到被卸妆..

直到被打碎...直到被打入冷宫...直到回归大自然。

花瓶是用来摆设，用以美化装设。

从被食品专家策划到计划...

从被行销到被购买...

从被入口到发生效用...

直到被消化...直到被再推荐...直到...没完没了...

健康食品是带该你健康，用来带给你营养的。

从精算师精心测量到评估...

从被摆上榜单到落榜...

从一秒几十万上下到在xy-axis 上划出心跳般的线条。

直到公司倒闭...直到bailout...直到...也没完没了...

股票让你有刹那间的刺激，紧张。

游戏规则很简单。

1.你有三张票来购买以上三个东西（花瓶，健康食品，股票）。

2.时间是无限。

3.你可以在整个游戏过程中选择要不要买和买哪几样。

4.如果要重复买同样的东西，你要把全部剩余的票废除。

5.当你买另一样时，你一定要先抛弃手中的那样。

6.以上的资料是在你还没买之前知道的而已，并不是完全的。

游戏重点在于次序，如果你真的那么为自己着想。

游戏重点在于随缘，如果你觉随缘不是随便。

游戏重点在于速度，如果你只要结果不管过程。

游戏其实没有赢家，

但你要让每个你放弃的没被你糟蹋

也要让你放弃后，自己觉真的不后悔。

更要在玩完游戏时，

不觉得莫名其妙，

不觉得无理取闹，

不觉得不公平，

世界上发生的事都是由复杂的多种变数和几率组成，只是你没注意到会发生的变数有哪几样。

Have Fun.

The legendary ..Dark....MONKEY!

Ling hui, I appreciate what u wrote for me.

and this is not something you-write-for-me-so-i-write-for-u entry.

Its something i should have do it.

How am I gonna begin this.....wait... it already begun.

还记得，我们怎么认识吗？

我忘了，只依稀记得那时你跟现在一样黑，只是没那么吸引人。

还记得，你跟我说的第一句话是什么吗？

我忘了，只是依稀记得一点都不窝心，还想打多几拳。

还记得你在我那灿烂的十二岁时，给我什么惊喜吗？

.......我他妈的记得！！！

你在6U 班，下午补习时，喊：“我爱你吴书缘！！！”

虽然知道你开玩笑，但我还是吓得不知所措，因为那时我和耀祖一直说你喜欢汉伟...

还好当时身上没有带刀枪，周围也没什么利器....要不然...清明节快乐。

我们的童年是多么的辉煌...

六年级时，你和翔双真的形影不离...

但想起来，他背着你说了很多不三不四的话...

而且所谓第一班的3K 党 （Kanasai, Kanahe, Kanalan).....你选一个吧。

你，恩恩，嘉敏...人人见而诛之！

还有到现在我还是不知道是谁害我和耀祖不能去用那水龙头...

也还有到现在我还不知道是谁害我被叫去第一班审问，为什么一直进你们班...

最好不是你害的，要不然......Happy Halloween.

但一切都过去了...死的不明不白也没关系，

 

想起来我们之间的许许多多，还真可笑。

不知是中二还是中三时，你坐在我后面，和宝玲。

他那时有全班最顿的脸，而你的嘴巴和鸡屁股差不多。

多美丽的contrast!

你是我这么久以来，害我最多的黑猴子，我家那边的还乖过你。

中二中三，我和你弄到宝玲不开心...虽然不是很清楚怎么形成

但很对不起她。还好当时她人很好。现在更好，动不动就CB LC...=.=

中四时，我有个很会吃醋的女朋友...

我们一起背着她偷偷通电话...，虽然我们内容都是健康的。

我们一起背着她偷偷在班打手势...虽然我们母亲都给我们嘴巴。

我们一起背着她偷偷在补习坐在一起...虽然前面还有很多空位。

但无可否认，我没有对不起过她。

她也对我狠好，只是醋劲强了点，而我是酸性的。

中五，还好补习时你坐在我和佳琪中间，要不然我不知要怎么专心上课。

你在我生命中，还真的纠缠不清，就连毕业后都还是那样缠人。

你偷偷的和我 Roomate 在一起...

开始时还真的有点生气，因为你竟然没跟我说！？！？

但后来想想，你也长大了，我并不是你什么家人，也不是真的哥哥...

那时，我就开始不怎么和你来往。

直到有一天，听到你和他出现了问题，很糟糕时...

我其实很想去慰问你，怎么了，还好吗，要不要我去找你什么的...

但想了想，我真的不是你什么人，那么重要吗？

再加上你的情况不稳定，我怕问了会让你更伤心，所以就没跟你说上。

哪知你这死黑猴子！还骂老子不关心你。

那晚，我到现在都记得，我在大肥Alex 的房间， 听了你电话后，

二话不说，回到自己房间，写了一封信，打算跟你澄清，

但后来撕掉了，因为觉得你真的长大了，你会自己来跟我说清的。

但那时，你真的伤了我。

X你的！

如今，让过去的过去。

我们都不知何时才能见面了，如果见面不知会不会像我说那样，

沉默了几秒，过后就天翻地覆了。。。

现在我即然写了这  Entry 给你，也意味着现在的女朋友看了会很不开心。

但我相信，也很坚持，她会明白的。

对，她一定明白的，因为她向来都很明白我，就算我对她多么不好。（对不起，亲爱的）

我亲爱的小妹，保重！

哥会在背后永远支持你！

What I'm doing during Thanksgiving break.

OK..START! The first night(wednesday).

After movie marathon (watching 4 movies in one day)

We have BUFFALO WINGS!

This is Mine(rips and chicken shrimp), and the bellow will be the whole table.

The guy with the red shirt(nick) ask for the blazing hot sauce, it nearly killed me. 

It's spicier than Tom Yam, and the initial power is better than wasabi.

Me and mu host family thanksgiving dinner (actually is lunch, but they call it dinner)

  This is something size like ostrich and taste like chicken. Human named it turkey. The size is really huge. 8 of us can't even eat half of it. 

This is the long queue in front of best buy on the black friday around 4AM in the great morning.

Okay, for those who don't know, this is black friday. You can simply google it or search in wikipedia to know the details. I was planning to buy a 32'' Samsung LCD TV ,499USD which original price is over 700USD. There were only 7 or 8 of the stock of the TV I want and i was lucky enough to get it.

This is another meal with turkey in my friend's host family house.  This meal is GOOD! because the cook is a chinese and some of them taste like asian food! 

This is what they have for drinks. Wine and wine and Wine and some fruit juice. I have some some of the wine... er.... okay, it was just a cup , no big deal. But I'm sure it taste really really .... not good, because I don't drink and I don like alcoholic drink. 

This is a game something like UNO high tower, and this is our (bryan FOO , Nick and me) record. 37 stories high. At the end, bryan Foo end the game.

The first skating experience. (after half an hour of practice)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL OF YOU!!!

如果我可以（ Part 2)

如果我可以回到十三岁：

我要跟全部人说其实李老师是很好很棒的老师。

我要跟朋友说，人是有自己的怪癖的，眨眼睛和不喜欢听到有规律的吵声是其中几样。

我要跟打我的那个说谢谢，让我知道欺负人是不好的。

我要跟凯阳说，四个A 其实很好很特别，因为其他同班同学都只是拿五个或六个，更可怜的还有七个，听了也怕。

我要跟添伟说，其实 keceriaan 这东西，开始很恐怖的。

我要问宝玲看是否可以烫直她的头发，还是换发型，因为觉得2007年后她的发型蛮好看的。

我要跟永丽说其实你笑容很灿烂，别每次学你哥那样，脸很容易抽筋的。

我还是想问宝玲多一次，是不是真的可以烫头发，因为觉得回答我“是”后，会假装不了了事。

我.....再问她多一次，为了人类眼睛的幸福。（宝玲，骂脏话是没用的）

我想跟你说，其实我真的没跟恩恩走过，同时也没跑过，更没飞过。

我想亲自和你说话，不是通过中间人。

我想叫家宁死猴子大声一点。

我要跟添伟说，其实家宁人不错，只是西游记误导了我们。

我想坐跟添伟....别忘了我还要教坏他。

我还是觉得宝玲不会换发型，所以我会让全部人问他！哈哈！还不死？！

我要跟棒球队长说，我不是骄傲，而是我真的满强的。

我要跟你说，我想说，我会也能说话很清楚的。（天啊...讲话清不清楚算了吧）

我要画圣诞卡给你时，写一些不三不四的话，这样也许你会收起来。

我要跟你说，一年不见面，不要一直叫我老友，你该很清楚我不希望只是你的老友。

我要跟永丽吵架，因为再过几年我就跟她很好了，没机会吵架了。

我要跟你说，我知道我来你学校比球时，你脸很红，没什么原因存脆天气热。

我要跟你说，我来你学校比球时，我是没必要提早两个小时来的。

我要跟威拚说，准守校规并不代表是好学生。

如果我可以（ Part 1)

如果我可以回到四岁：

我要cubit永丽...因为她那时最可爱。

我要乖一点，希望不要气到王老师哭。

我要大便时自己察屁股...=.=

如果我可以回到八岁：

我要问那打篮球的小女孩（佳琪）可不可以留长发..

我要做个坏班长，不抄别人名字。

我不要打圣维的鼻子流血。

我想跟那代课老师说， 2 的 power series 是写不到第一到第三十个在纸张上的。

我要把钢琴练好。

我要把乒乓练好。

我想跟刘老师说，不论法律还是校规上，我是可以用你的名字来造句的。

如果可以回到十岁：

我不要假装不知道你说你爱我。

我要跟耀祖说她不适合你。

我要去你家打篮球。

我要亲手做比卡丘，而不是买。

我要亲手把皮卡丘交给你。

我要跟蔡老师说“马路”并不是禁语，别随便送我和政翰进校长室。

我要跟宝玲说谢谢她的那句话，但我还是下班了。

我想跟陈老师说，我说的上凸和下凸绝对和你想的不一样意识。

如果我可以回到十一岁：

我要跟你说我的长处不止是长得帅和运动好.....我还很他妈的创意。（别吐）

我要把添伟教得更坏，因为我发现这样他以后会更乖。

我想跟你说我其实不介意喝你的水，尤其是打乒乓后，食堂也关了的时候.(食堂关不关不重要）

我想要K凌慧..因为她那时够样衰。

我要K 恩恩， 因为她比凌慧更样衰。

我要跟你说，她只是跟我在看布告栏，不是谈天。

我想再装得笨一点，让你骗个爽。

我想跟你说，你没在愚人节中骗到我，我对电脑很有信心的。

如果我可以回到十二岁时：

我想跟那所谓的模范老实说，你真的很烂。

我想跟那所谓的模范老实说，那水龙头是给全部人的，包括我和耀祖。

我想跟那所谓的模范老实说，我们班也有女生，只是她不在我班。

我不要犯四次规在巴东篮球比赛。

我想跟教练说你自己灌不到篮，并不代表我们不可以灌篮。

我想跟尔英说，别太骄傲，给我多一年，我绝对有把握在网球场上冠军。

我一定一定要在离开前跟你说我爱你。

儿童节时，我要梳中间线或是乱线。

我要把你作给我的DIGIMON，收进铁箱里。

我想再K 多一次凌慧，还有恩恩，顺便加上嘉敏， 这样他们就不会打小报告了。

我想跟凌慧说其实你可以很乖很董事。

我要跟宝玲说，如果你笑的话，也许别人就没那么注意你的头发了。（好事来的）

PLease, don't cry.

当眼泪用来欺骗时，我不明白你为何要伤心。

当眼泪用来掩护时，为何要解释。

当眼泪用来.....不用啦。

开心的日子开始了。

欢乐的尾声永远不会到。

如果眼泪无论如何都代表伤心，那笑脸肯定是代表开心了。

如果你开心我一定会开心，拿开心肯定使你开心。

如果你无论如何只要开心...

简单，我就给你个笑脸。

对不起，我忘了怎样笑。但，你该看的明白。

预祝您开心。

Some really good Questions!

There are some questions that I think it is interesting:

1. Why does round pizza come in square box?

2. Why is that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like ever 2 hours?

3. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural' ?

4. If corn oil made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is a baby oil made from?

5. Did you ever notice that when you blow ina dog's face, it gets mad at you, but when you take ot for a car ride, it will sticks it's head out the window.

Ohio State university

OSU  is really a  DAMN BIG UNIVERSITY! According to Mr. Wiki, OSU is the biggest University in U.S.  Although the Uni is damn huge, but I have a great sense of direction that made me never lost. No matter how far i travel inside there, I know where I am, which is OSU..(duhh..)

Here are some random photos i took. 

This is a pond, somewhere inside.=.=  I have no idea.

Some where near where my friend staying. 

The Morrill (left), where jia yi staying and The OSU stadium(right) . 

This is the best view from the pond (I think). 

The class that hold 700++ multi-cell organism.

Ohio Trip (Zoo)

So, This is the Ohio Zoo entrance and...yea, the dumb girl again(haha!!) 

Sally, Jia Yi's host family told me that this is one of the biggest Zoo in United State, I believe it so, as it is really HUGE! We spend 6 hours to finish it! and most of the time we just ignore the details and introductions of the exhibits.. 

Okay.. I know... goat is a very common animal.  But, u know what, they stand when they sleep. They have very strong will power for sleep, even you are patting it, they are still sleeping..=.=

oh yea, halloween day is coming. So, the Zoo was decorate in a halloween theme. In order to make the Halloween's atmosphere better, I chopped off my head and served them. =p

This is so cute. Whenever the animal died in the zoo, they will make them a grave.

sorry again, i know this actually can be a good picture if the girl is not there. =p 

This is fluffy! The longest largest snake in the exhibit. Probably the laziest... haha~

BATMAN in the ZOO!? YEA, you are right.  But, he is not the Batman in the movie... Because he is not in the movie, he is in the zoo (lame joke...)

Okay, thats it.. impossible to post every photo on here. So finally we went back at about 5PM and it is SO COLD !

 

Ohio Trip part 1

I went to Ohio for the fall break. It was so Fun~

Here are something funny:

Remember that I have a MacBook Pro with a remote. Maybe not many people know we can command music and video of  iTune and Quicktime using the remote controller. Here is the story.

At the first night, I wanna show Jia Yi my make-me-proud Macbook and see her make-me-proud-too face. To my amazement, she just give me a so-what face! Damn! So, I was thinking of how to freak her out! haha! Without her notices, I took the remote, then hid it under my leg and obstructed it with my left hand. Then I ask her whether she know my MacBook is able to use voice command, then said that I wanna show her.

Me: “APPLE 开” （apple open)

(the dark menu's screen turned on, cool huh =P)

SHE: " ehh, 好玩咯！" (its fun to play)

Me:"Up, Up, Up"

(the arrow key went up 3 times)

Me"Open"

(the music started)

Me:"Back, back, close"

(back to the desktop)

She:"so cool!  apple 开” （she tried to use the command as well)

She:" 作么不能的yerr....."

Me:"因为Apple只听我的话”(I said the laptop only recognize my voice)

She:"why le?"

Me:"好料啦！" (cool huh..)

 I tried many stuns using my so-call voice command.

After about 10 minutes, I finally satisfied because she gave me a make-me-proud-too face. Then, I told her the truth. Guess what.....I feel so grateful that still survive now. 

Some funny stuff

Finally I have some time read what my finance's lecturer post on his web under the category of "FUN STUFF TO READ"
I found that few of them really FUN to read. Here you go:-

Things to chuckle at ...

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Sex is just like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the hell alone.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then, things get worse.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

Just Smile or Laugh if u want!! (我也顶不顺）

爱情界黑带十段

不是真心好朋友的话：

老兄不赖麻！！他妈的年纪轻轻就十段了。回想起我活了十九年，行走江湖少说也有十年年。

（没有错，老子我九岁就上场杀敌了，怎么？不爽，妒忌我啊？告我啊！）

小弟我从来就是一夫当关，从不借别人一臂之力，就一马当先，一鼓作气，一柱擎天，结果就一炮而红，也才有今天的一番作为。但是，遇到你，小弟我真的甘拜下风，再潇洒也敌不过你的功力啊。甚至，切磋武功做不到点到为止，小弟我就挂了。

放完屁了：

老兄， 年纪不小了，别再增加自己黑带段数了，我们都知道段数越多只能代表最有经验，不是最成功。告诉我吧，一个掌舵的，在十年内驶坏了十艘船，不停的换船只比较好还是驶个万年船。

老实跟你说吧...给我也驶不出万年船....你不觉得恐怖又抽象吗？！

那不是重点...最重要的是你学到了什么？换船的原因又是什么？

（算了不玩代名词了，有点不实际）

你在离开时，或是被逼离开时（=.=)原因是什么，是不是一时的冲动还是男人他妈没理由的原则？ 

（你不是说你唯一的原则就是“没有原则吗？”）

别说什么性格不适合，都十个了，你性格有那么那配吗！？

(打架鱼都能配种了你什么鸟东西啊？)

如果是性格不合，我觉得可以改的，也是可以妥协的。如果真的到了山穷水尽，大家都会明白，不是每一次都是爆炸式的分开，更不是两星期到一个月时间就完了！

如果你觉得人生有数十年不想浪费，那么何不想想数十年你只有一个“人生”，刺激吧？

是时候好好想想再行动了。

我就点到为止吧。你见机行事吧～

加油，不要乱上贼船。

Disclaimer:

1.小弟我纯粹发表个人意见，无意中伤者，可以报上名来或是先自我检讨。

2.本故事纯粹事实，如有雷同一定不是巧合。

3.如果你真的不爽，可以放爽身粉，这样会比较爽。

My funny roommate ( downloading movie)

Having american roommate is sometimes funny. They think that they are very high-tech human being and most asian don't know how to use the high-tech tools. I still remember when i came here,my roommate like to ask me questions like these

> "do you guys have microwave in malaysia?"

>"do you guys know how to use microwave?"

>"do you guys eat cheese in malaysia?"

>"do you guys have corn in malaysia?"

and so on...

I don't blame them, they don't have sufficient knowledge of outside world.

AND, THANK GOD THEY DON'T ASK THIS KINDA QUESTION:

>"DO....Do...You....SPEAK ..EN...GLISH"

and i will answer them

>"YE......YEss.....! AND DO YOU SPEAK MANDARIN!?

yea, I win.

In fact, they do something which only they think is legal! 

I = illegal , L = Legal

I:  downloading movie.

L: asking somebody download the movie for them.

I: Buying alcoholic drinks and going to pub underage.

L:Buy a fake ID and here you go.

Last night, my roommate was blaming me that i always download illegal movie. I have nothing to say....And just now, adam (one of my roommate, the one who always blame me of downloading)  ask me to burn him the movie i downloaded.  

I labeled the CD with "adam-so-called legal movie" 

Have a good day, adam.

 

Finance professor.

I missed my statistic class today as i slept too early this morning.. i mean..3 o'clock in the morning , it wasn't that bad, but the point is the class is at 8 o'clock in the freaking morning!

Whatever..=,=, I FINALLY MADE MY REVENGE....! I scored 100 in the statistic test! why is it a revenge? coz i scored only 76 for the last one.

Today, my finance's professor made another stupid joke and told us about something weird again... (last time was about what to bring in our first date) .. so what is new today?

prof: "As we all know the economy is very bad now, and people started to scratch their head about how to earn a living. The main impact of coz is about money, but what are something we miss? BABY!! our next generation. When the economy become worse and worse, people tend not to be reproductive because that eats a lot of money. "

 (he open a slide that shows a cow making love with another cow.) 

Prof:"you guys like this movie..?" (with a big smily face and tiny little eyes)

We: " ........." (=.=......)

Prof: " okay, lets talk about something else..." (with a big smily face and tiny little eyes again)

(He turn to another slides. With some figures and formula)

Prof:" hey, you guys know a bed bug called an African bed bug?"

We: " .................." (when can we start a normal class?)

Prof: " these bugs is very special, when they mate and the male wanna inject some special liquid (come one, we know what is that!) into female body, what they do is they inject directly into the female's tummy, and that will cause female bug a great great pain. Some may even died. So if you are the female bug, what will you do?"

We:"............"(i thought u said talk about something else)

Anonymous A :"scream...?"

Prof:"scream?! come on, they are bugs?who cares ? "

(i think :" even if they scream,  no male bugs gonna help, they will only got mass raped by male bugs!")

Prof:"they run away! of coz!" 

Prof:"you know how these bugs reproduce? the male bug actually have a organ which is something like vagina , which only female bug has, to pretend they are female and when they get near to the female bugs, they can inject them..haha.."

(with a bigger smily face and more tiny eyes) 

We:" ............."(=.=.......oh my god..)

after that, he talks about how spider have sex... I mean reproduce.. and tell us not to frustrate even we don't have sex or complain about our sex life, because most of the spider give away their life only to reproduce. Oh my.......

 

after that we finally go on to normal class, which left only half an hour.. so fun!

Beginning of nothing and everything

首先，要感谢凌慧让我有这股冲动来写 blog (我不是被逼的)。虽然不是很明白为什么要写，可能太多闲空时间安吧，因为一个星期我才有四个 assignments, 两个quizzes, 一份报告 （所我说我不是被逼的）。先介绍自己吧。小弟就读 Drake University, Iowa, USA. Major in Actuarial Science/Finance, minor in Economics. 从我的Major 看起来， 就知道我是很有空了 =.= ，所以凌慧就建议（不是逼）我写 Blog.