Some really good Questions!

There are some questions that I think it is interesting:

1. Why does round pizza come in square box?

2. Why is that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like ever 2 hours?

3. Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural' ?

4. If corn oil made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is a baby oil made from?

5. Did you ever notice that when you blow ina dog's face, it gets mad at you, but when you take ot for a car ride, it will sticks it's head out the window.

Ohio State university

OSU  is really a  DAMN BIG UNIVERSITY! According to Mr. Wiki, OSU is the biggest University in U.S.  Although the Uni is damn huge, but I have a great sense of direction that made me never lost. No matter how far i travel inside there, I know where I am, which is OSU..(duhh..)

Here are some random photos i took. 

This is a pond, somewhere inside.=.=  I have no idea.

Some where near where my friend staying. 

The Morrill (left), where jia yi staying and The OSU stadium(right) . 

This is the best view from the pond (I think). 

The class that hold 700++ multi-cell organism.

Ohio Trip (Zoo)

So, This is the Ohio Zoo entrance and...yea, the dumb girl again(haha!!) 

Sally, Jia Yi's host family told me that this is one of the biggest Zoo in United State, I believe it so, as it is really HUGE! We spend 6 hours to finish it! and most of the time we just ignore the details and introductions of the exhibits.. 

Okay.. I know... goat is a very common animal.  But, u know what, they stand when they sleep. They have very strong will power for sleep, even you are patting it, they are still sleeping..=.=

oh yea, halloween day is coming. So, the Zoo was decorate in a halloween theme. In order to make the Halloween's atmosphere better, I chopped off my head and served them. =p

This is so cute. Whenever the animal died in the zoo, they will make them a grave.

sorry again, i know this actually can be a good picture if the girl is not there. =p 

This is fluffy! The longest largest snake in the exhibit. Probably the laziest... haha~

BATMAN in the ZOO!? YEA, you are right.  But, he is not the Batman in the movie... Because he is not in the movie, he is in the zoo (lame joke...)

Okay, thats it.. impossible to post every photo on here. So finally we went back at about 5PM and it is SO COLD !

 

Ohio Trip part 1

I went to Ohio for the fall break. It was so Fun~

Here are something funny:

Remember that I have a MacBook Pro with a remote. Maybe not many people know we can command music and video of  iTune and Quicktime using the remote controller. Here is the story.

At the first night, I wanna show Jia Yi my make-me-proud Macbook and see her make-me-proud-too face. To my amazement, she just give me a so-what face! Damn! So, I was thinking of how to freak her out! haha! Without her notices, I took the remote, then hid it under my leg and obstructed it with my left hand. Then I ask her whether she know my MacBook is able to use voice command, then said that I wanna show her.

Me: “APPLE 开” （apple open)

(the dark menu's screen turned on, cool huh =P)

SHE: " ehh, 好玩咯！" (its fun to play)

Me:"Up, Up, Up"

(the arrow key went up 3 times)

Me"Open"

(the music started)

Me:"Back, back, close"

(back to the desktop)

She:"so cool!  apple 开” （she tried to use the command as well)

She:" 作么不能的yerr....."

Me:"因为Apple只听我的话”(I said the laptop only recognize my voice)

She:"why le?"

Me:"好料啦！" (cool huh..)

 I tried many stuns using my so-call voice command.

After about 10 minutes, I finally satisfied because she gave me a make-me-proud-too face. Then, I told her the truth. Guess what.....I feel so grateful that still survive now. 

Some funny stuff

Finally I have some time read what my finance's lecturer post on his web under the category of "FUN STUFF TO READ"
I found that few of them really FUN to read. Here you go:-

Things to chuckle at ...

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Sex is just like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the hell alone.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

It's always darkest before dawn.
So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then, things get worse.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

Just Smile or Laugh if u want!! (我也顶不顺）

爱情界黑带十段

不是真心好朋友的话：

老兄不赖麻！！他妈的年纪轻轻就十段了。回想起我活了十九年，行走江湖少说也有十年年。

（没有错，老子我九岁就上场杀敌了，怎么？不爽，妒忌我啊？告我啊！）

小弟我从来就是一夫当关，从不借别人一臂之力，就一马当先，一鼓作气，一柱擎天，结果就一炮而红，也才有今天的一番作为。但是，遇到你，小弟我真的甘拜下风，再潇洒也敌不过你的功力啊。甚至，切磋武功做不到点到为止，小弟我就挂了。

放完屁了：

老兄， 年纪不小了，别再增加自己黑带段数了，我们都知道段数越多只能代表最有经验，不是最成功。告诉我吧，一个掌舵的，在十年内驶坏了十艘船，不停的换船只比较好还是驶个万年船。

老实跟你说吧...给我也驶不出万年船....你不觉得恐怖又抽象吗？！

那不是重点...最重要的是你学到了什么？换船的原因又是什么？

（算了不玩代名词了，有点不实际）

你在离开时，或是被逼离开时（=.=)原因是什么，是不是一时的冲动还是男人他妈没理由的原则？ 

（你不是说你唯一的原则就是“没有原则吗？”）

别说什么性格不适合，都十个了，你性格有那么那配吗！？

(打架鱼都能配种了你什么鸟东西啊？)

如果是性格不合，我觉得可以改的，也是可以妥协的。如果真的到了山穷水尽，大家都会明白，不是每一次都是爆炸式的分开，更不是两星期到一个月时间就完了！

如果你觉得人生有数十年不想浪费，那么何不想想数十年你只有一个“人生”，刺激吧？

是时候好好想想再行动了。

我就点到为止吧。你见机行事吧～

加油，不要乱上贼船。

Disclaimer:

1.小弟我纯粹发表个人意见，无意中伤者，可以报上名来或是先自我检讨。

2.本故事纯粹事实，如有雷同一定不是巧合。

3.如果你真的不爽，可以放爽身粉，这样会比较爽。

My funny roommate ( downloading movie)

Having american roommate is sometimes funny. They think that they are very high-tech human being and most asian don't know how to use the high-tech tools. I still remember when i came here,my roommate like to ask me questions like these

> "do you guys have microwave in malaysia?"

>"do you guys know how to use microwave?"

>"do you guys eat cheese in malaysia?"

>"do you guys have corn in malaysia?"

and so on...

I don't blame them, they don't have sufficient knowledge of outside world.

AND, THANK GOD THEY DON'T ASK THIS KINDA QUESTION:

>"DO....Do...You....SPEAK ..EN...GLISH"

and i will answer them

>"YE......YEss.....! AND DO YOU SPEAK MANDARIN!?

yea, I win.

In fact, they do something which only they think is legal! 

I = illegal , L = Legal

I:  downloading movie.

L: asking somebody download the movie for them.

I: Buying alcoholic drinks and going to pub underage.

L:Buy a fake ID and here you go.

Last night, my roommate was blaming me that i always download illegal movie. I have nothing to say....And just now, adam (one of my roommate, the one who always blame me of downloading)  ask me to burn him the movie i downloaded.  

I labeled the CD with "adam-so-called legal movie" 

Have a good day, adam.

 

Finance professor.

I missed my statistic class today as i slept too early this morning.. i mean..3 o'clock in the morning , it wasn't that bad, but the point is the class is at 8 o'clock in the freaking morning!

Whatever..=,=, I FINALLY MADE MY REVENGE....! I scored 100 in the statistic test! why is it a revenge? coz i scored only 76 for the last one.

Today, my finance's professor made another stupid joke and told us about something weird again... (last time was about what to bring in our first date) .. so what is new today?

prof: "As we all know the economy is very bad now, and people started to scratch their head about how to earn a living. The main impact of coz is about money, but what are something we miss? BABY!! our next generation. When the economy become worse and worse, people tend not to be reproductive because that eats a lot of money. "

 (he open a slide that shows a cow making love with another cow.) 

Prof:"you guys like this movie..?" (with a big smily face and tiny little eyes)

We: " ........." (=.=......)

Prof: " okay, lets talk about something else..." (with a big smily face and tiny little eyes again)

(He turn to another slides. With some figures and formula)

Prof:" hey, you guys know a bed bug called an African bed bug?"

We: " .................." (when can we start a normal class?)

Prof: " these bugs is very special, when they mate and the male wanna inject some special liquid (come one, we know what is that!) into female body, what they do is they inject directly into the female's tummy, and that will cause female bug a great great pain. Some may even died. So if you are the female bug, what will you do?"

We:"............"(i thought u said talk about something else)

Anonymous A :"scream...?"

Prof:"scream?! come on, they are bugs?who cares ? "

(i think :" even if they scream,  no male bugs gonna help, they will only got mass raped by male bugs!")

Prof:"they run away! of coz!" 

Prof:"you know how these bugs reproduce? the male bug actually have a organ which is something like vagina , which only female bug has, to pretend they are female and when they get near to the female bugs, they can inject them..haha.."

(with a bigger smily face and more tiny eyes) 

We:" ............."(=.=.......oh my god..)

after that, he talks about how spider have sex... I mean reproduce.. and tell us not to frustrate even we don't have sex or complain about our sex life, because most of the spider give away their life only to reproduce. Oh my.......

 

after that we finally go on to normal class, which left only half an hour.. so fun!

Beginning of nothing and everything

首先，要感谢凌慧让我有这股冲动来写 blog (我不是被逼的)。虽然不是很明白为什么要写，可能太多闲空时间安吧，因为一个星期我才有四个 assignments, 两个quizzes, 一份报告 （所我说我不是被逼的）。先介绍自己吧。小弟就读 Drake University, Iowa, USA. Major in Actuarial Science/Finance, minor in Economics. 从我的Major 看起来， 就知道我是很有空了 =.= ，所以凌慧就建议（不是逼）我写 Blog.