Why .....why...

So, I called my mum at 2 AM

Me: Hey mum~

Mum: running out of money?

Me: no, saja siok.

Mum: oh yeah, I am renting out your room.

Me: WHAT !? why you have to give me surprise every time I call

Mum: I been planing that...

Me: No...No..

Mum: yes....yes...

Me: NO.....No...

Mum: oh yeah, yes.

Me: thats not acceptable. I don wan any human smell on my bed

Mum: Its a girl.

Me: I already have that.

Mum: from japan.

Me: ....ok, will talk about that in detail. Age?

Mum : 20 something.

Me: I am just 20

Mum: she is hot.

Me: good, All in.

Mum: been through plastic surgery.

Me: FOLD!!!

Mum: on face.

Me: CODE RED!!! aghh....

Mum: I am gonna repaint your room.

Me: again!?!?!?....

Mum: Know whats the reasons?

Me: How the hell i know !?

Mum: Firstly, I think japanese love purple. Secondly, I am rich.

Me: * nearly puke blood * Why are you the way that you are...